1. BROTHER: magnum

    BROTHER: OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THIS? JAKE IS SICK.

    ME: What is it?

    BROTHER: A MAGNUM CONDOM WRAPPER IN OUR ROOM.

    -brother walks out with a giant silver wrapper-

    ME: Let me see that.

    ME: This is a wrapper for a Magnum ice cream bar.

    BROTHER: NO…-goes to freezer- oh you’re right

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